oh god the rape fog is back!
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
Randomize
