Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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