i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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