well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
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