Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I understand Curling. That high.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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