I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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