He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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