Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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