you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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