he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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