But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
her vagine was all disorganized.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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