so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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