drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
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