OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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