Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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