some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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