: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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