having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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