the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I FOUND THE LEGS
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
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