Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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