Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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