Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
