what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
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Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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