I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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