if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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