ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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