At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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