I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Randomize
