you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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