gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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