We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Dear god my vagina.
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