Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Randomize
