I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
