it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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