There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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