nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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