Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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