everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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