another moral hangover. fuck.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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