Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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