i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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