If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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