Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
Life is so much better after having sex.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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