Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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