I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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