hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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