I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
And the cops told us we were all naked.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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