I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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