I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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