I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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