you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
now i know why i became what i already was.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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