I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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