Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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